Emma's jokes

Q:Who wants some punch?
A:(punch the person soft)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome

Q:Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine closet?
A:He did not want to wake the sleeping pills.

Q:Why did Tommy throw the clock out the window?
A:He wanted to see time fly.

Q:When do you stop at green and go at red?
A:When you are eating watermelon.

Hope you like those jokes because there are more to come.